that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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