I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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