I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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