watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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