He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
