i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
