You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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