what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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