And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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