I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I want to make a zoo with you.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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