Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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