you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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