butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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