god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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