So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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