Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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