doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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