we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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