What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
