ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
His nipple licking is glorious
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