He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
