Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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