no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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