okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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