if you like me you must not know who I am
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
