the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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