Will you blow on my dice?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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