and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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