is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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