No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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