We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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