And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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