Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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