Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
