you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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