Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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