I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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