the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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