I accidentally had phone sex last night
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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