Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
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