We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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