Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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