As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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