Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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