She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
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As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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