it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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