Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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