That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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