Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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