The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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