There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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