Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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