new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
im six kinds of drunk right now
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
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