using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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