big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
that's an acceptable place to lick
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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