If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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