I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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