just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Damn victory sex feels great
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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