erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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