oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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