Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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