i think my mom watched the whole time
you would pick up someone in the library
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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