:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
