watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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